"Bob would ya look at what the cat dragged in!"
Carmine finally got his wish...a six pack of abs.
"After some creative improvising, I'm ready to hit the slopes!"
A little bit of Superman resides in each and every one of us!
"Ah...a little higher, to the left and you've got it!"
"Come-on! You know you want me!"
"Whenever I think of Michael Vick I just wanna...."
"Every long hair cat owner wakes-up one day thinking he's Tarzan!"
"Son, have I had the talk about stepping on cracks with you yet?"
"Jeez June, you'd think we were trying to boil him in oil."
"Anyone I use this look on is pretty much...T-O-A-S-T!"
"What momma doesn't see wooooon't hurt her!"
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Bring it down a couple octaves Don. Jumping on the bed is a freedom of expression."
"They fell for the old "Think outside the box." trick!"
"Got to get my BFF into a 12-Step Star Wars Program, the ATAT get-up is the final straw."
"My glass is overflowing. How about yours?"
"Everyday I'm always shuffle 'in!"
"Mom sez it's YOUR turn to brush me!"
"And you thought Puss-n-boots was only a fairy tale!"
Via Skype: "Mom, thank heavens I caught you before you left the office! On your way home could you swing by the store and pick me up some milk bones?"
"I'm not going to tell you again! Quit freaking interrupting me!"
"Outta my way! I just found out I'm a candidate for a Lifestyle Lift!"
Sometimes all it takes is a little nudge!
Friends through thick and thin.
"D'oh! No one said anything about this being a spay & neuter clinic."
"Someone said to avoid a guy by the name of Colonel Sanders...something about him and finger licking good?"
"Well look at that boys, I was joking when I told Javier wild lions like to be tickled!"
"SPF 15's hardly enough!"
"Who thinks-up this stuff?"
"Can't W-A-I-T to see what this yahoo thinks of the ol' surprise tuck-n-roll!"



